Jacinto1990's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Random Day]

About the Assumption song

I gave that thieving little bitch something laugh about!
She thinks she can steal from YOU??
Oh and bloody brilliant show.

[The ladys room]

And that, children,

Is why you don't take the blue pill.

[Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt2)]

Accurate and compelling

The EMPs were empressive and adequitly displayed.
For you other reviewers, the car didn't die, but along with the dashboard, the powersteering went.

[The Assumption Song]

Found the eggs.

So random, demonic, and yet hilarious!

[Edible Castle #2]

It may be dumb,

But it's WAY better than that "There She Is!!" shit. That is absolute shit if you ask me.

[Calvin Carcass #1]

Too Dark

Just...no.

[Circuit Skirmish 2]

Guns, robots, and a nice frame rate.

Chuck Norris approved!

(MGS Collab Disc 1 almost got that award.

Falconer02 responds:

Chuck Norris approved? Now I can go about my life feeling happy forever. Thank you.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 3]

I know that voice...

Is that you, DigitalPheer?

[Grand Theft Awesome]

Jacinto's story

Haha. I spawn a chopper in the middle of the street, get in and it turns out I'm too close to a pole. The blades make this alarm clock sound and fly off! At first I thought I was okay, but the stabilizer blades start dragging the chopper into a cop car. They get pissed at me, and I'm too weak to risk getting out. The chopper turns away from the cop, I get out an my screen just twitches a little(uh oh). A second later, I find myself almost dead 500 feet in the air(the chopper got hit by a speeder and hit me). As I start to fall, I quickly get my phone out, do the health cheat, and wait till I hit the water below. OUT OF NOWHERE, this boat comes onscreen and it's heading right for me. All I get to do is say, "Oh, no fucking wa-." BOOM The boat takes me out! Instead of getting mad, I laughed my ass off!

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Alright, now for #2

In the years since the original Showdown, many new icons have appeared:
-Master Chief & Arbiter
-Cloverfield's 'Clovie'
-Dramatic Prairie Dog
-The Owls
-Iron Man
-Spiderman
-etc.